Hyman Horsley

Hey, my name is Hyman (yes, my parents are evil) and this is my blog. I chose the name because I love reading sexy books and no, '50 Shades of Grey' is not my favourite book. If you like my blog please follow me, if you don't like it, well that's okay too.

My Quest for the Perfect sex Toy

For the past few years I have been single, ready to mingle and on the quest for the perfect sex toy. I have used many sex toys, dildos, vibrators, clitoris pumps, you name it and I’ve tried it. I know what you’re thinking, “girls don’t need sex toys, they can go out and get laid any time they want”. The truth is, I don’t want to just go out and get laid every night, but I want to feels the powerful orgasms by body produces every night. Besides, I love my quest for the perfect sex toy, yes, it does cost allot of money but I love it and it makes me happy.

So, last Saturday I decided that I would stay home for the night. I have been trying to be a little bit healthier and every time I go out, I get blind drunk. To treat myself for this adult decision, I decided to visit my local sex shop. I have become a regular there and the girls at the counter think they know my name, I told them it was Amy. I sometimes get embarrassed of my real name and when I tell them my name is Hyman and I’m in a sex shop, they will instantly think VIRGIN.

As I browsed the shelves at the store, one of the girls, who is really sweet came over to me and said they have something special for me. I instantly got excited and I couldn’t hide the smile from my face, the girl looked at me and smiled as well. I went over to the vibrators section and she pulled out what looked like the biggest vibrator I have ever seen. She said ‘this is the Rolls Royce of pussy pleasing devices’, my grin got a little bit wider as I took the package from her hands. The vibrator was bright pink, curved and looked like a giant cock. On the top were little ripples and on the packaging it said ‘Marc Dorcel’.

I recognized the name and I knew that Marc Dorcel was a porn producer. In fact, I love his work, he so artful and makes all the women look so gorgeous. I knew that this vibrator had to be mine but it looked expensive. I took it to the counter and as she scanned it I stared at the register, waiting for the triple digit price, to my surprise, it was $55.

I took the vibrator home and decided that I would wait until the evening to get it out. I have extremely good self control, or so I think. I knew this would be a hard task, but I made it. That evening I put on a Marc Dorcel movie, lay down on my bed and started to watch. I like to watch the movie from the start and when I can’t handle it any more, that’s when I start to play.

The vibrator was called ‘Too Much’ and all I can say about it is, AMAZING! I loved it so much, it was maybe a little too large for me but once you go bright pink, well I don’t have anything that rhymes but it was awesome. If you’re looking for an amazing sexual experience, try the Too Much by Marc Dorcel. 

— 8 months ago with 9 notes
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