Snoop Dogg is REALLY excited about playing a CGI snail named SMOOVE MOVE
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do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
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did she get a haircut
no she’s not in uniform
Is that a new bow?
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I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
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My two year difference. Done by eating clean and lifting some heavy ass weights!
6 foot tall, before 182lbs, after 144lbs
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frickin amazing girl!
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Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.
Me in 10 years
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My hair + this weather are not friends
Someone drew me! that’s kind of awesome. #regram photo-cred: @artisticform
Anonymous asked: im glad the hurcane hit jersey its such a shit hole everyone there deserves it their all stupid and useless
AGREED. I mean logistically if I didn’t live in New Jersey and knew no one that did, I wouldn’t really give two shits. BUT I do, so ya know, I kind of care when my home still looks like a post World War Z existence. So fuck off troll, I don’t have time for you today.
They found us
LOL only bc this is basically my life
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Bitches and Bouyancya toss up between boat porn, food porn, and just straight up porn
