February 2012
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January 2012
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Reblog if you've been told you have a nice butt.
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waka-shocka-shame asked: iam a live & i LOVE cheese sticks #lesbo luv lol jk
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Valentine Application
are you alive do you like mozzarella sticks
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WatchWatch
I have never considered being a lesbian more in my entire life
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What if...?
The Doctor: You know, it's bigger on-
Sherlock: It's dimensionally transcendental. Obviously it's bigger on the inside. It's a Type 40 Time And Relative Dimensions In Space TARDIS. Approximately 900 years old. Its chameleon circuit became dysfunctional sometime in the 60's, which explains it's obsolete police phone box disguise, and you haven't gotten around to fixing it. The way you hold yourself and the goofy smile on your face signifies that you're clearly trying to cover up your dark past, and considering the fact that you have two hearts, which is made obvious by the double pulse coming through your carotid, you're a time lord. The last of the time lords. Am I wrong?
The Doctor: How did you kn-
Sherlock: I don't know. I notice.
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Really? Why is this a thing?
roystclair:
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Reblog if you have in any way been emotionally...
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My grandfather is my hero
I don’t talk a lot about my personal life. *I do not talk a lot about things that really matter in my life* I hold up this fake fasade of allowing everybody in and being an open book, without ever really sharing real information about myself. I only tell you this, because I am about to. Also, I considered making this a youtube video, because I really want the world to see this so the whole...
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Winter Pick-Up Lines
Hee hee :) I have never gotten a submit before, but I approve!
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Now you can finally make sweet, sweet love to your...
iheartchaos:  You like your iPad or Android tablet, right? You love it so much that you want to make sweet, sweet love to it, right? With the FleshLiPad, you can securely strap a Fleshlight to your tablet and hump it like a dog while looking at porn or Steve Jobs keynotes or whatever. Via
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on a non Nigel Thornberry topic
(so a significantly less interesting one) I made a page on my blog of all pictures of me cause I am a vain mother fucker http://toplessbooks.tumblr.com/picturesofme
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Some of the thornberry gifs.
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