May 2012
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Why couldn't Thor's hammer break Captain America's...
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
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Red Bull announces contest for 19 - 23 year olds... →
napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
Anonymous asked: Can I lick you? ;)
Go vote for US Sailing →
Welp, today is a slow day at work, finished all my work in the first three hours..
Anyone fancy chatting?
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the only thing worse than getting addicted to a...
is getting addicted to a video game you don’t even own
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I asked my boyfriend what three things I love are
he said sailing, tacos, and penis.
tirnanogue asked: 4, 14, 17, 43
Anonymous asked: 4 & 50 actual cup size, if its not too personal or a bother