Anonymous asked: Nature is exotic, magnificent, and full hidden beauty. You are neat like nature
I don’t know that I personally would use any of those to describe me, perhaps dirty and less hygienic like nature, but I thank you none-the-less strange hippie anon
Anonymous asked: You are pretty neat, like nature. I like that.
I am neat like nature? explain please
Anonymous asked: Personally I don't miss Dirty in Jersey, it always felt a little too forced to me. But I never realized how many video views you were getting back then, wow.
yeah, I thought it was pretty shit too. Which is why I stopped. Those views are not all from back then though. Most of my daily viewership comes from those old sex videos.
Anonymous asked: I miss dirty in jersey, the creeper comments were always almost as entertaining as the video itself
Go look at my ‘does size matter’ video. Over a year later and I get comments on it daily. It’s great to just bash your head in while reading how awful humans can be. (x)
Anonymous asked: okay so this isn't a question, but i just wanted you to know that you're beeeeautiful and that you make a lot of people smile every day. please come stay with me in london! i will show you aaaall the sights and take you sailing down the thames? pleeeeeease
This sounds like a murdery proposition but a very tempting one. If I ever magically find myself in London ill be sure to look for you grey face
Anonymous asked: why cant you twerk?
STOP STALKING MY TUMBLR ROBERT >:|
Anonymous asked: Would you accept tacos as currency for sailing lessons?
um, absolutely. fairest trade, ever.
Anonymous asked: you're the cat's pajamas. that is all
I don’t know what that means, but I enjoy the thought of a cat in PJs :D