Bitches and Buoyancy

I did not intend to cry watching Doctor Who. Fuck you Doctor Who

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:43:22 -0400

I did not intend to cry watching Doctor Who. Fuck you Doctor Who

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:37:18 -0400

Kitty titties

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:17:37 -0400

Kitty titties

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Sun, 19 May 2013 10:12:19 -0400

vintagelounge: Mt Gay. Ad from Playboy, December 1981.

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:46:38 -0400

vintagelounge:

Mt Gay. Ad from Playboy, December 1981.

Win something big at the Seaside boardwalk.

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:12:55 -0400

Win something big at the Seaside boardwalk.

me doing a power point presentation in class

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:45:42 -0400

me doing a power point presentation in class

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Sat, 18 May 2013 13:01:15 -0400

The last of the Jetstar

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:43:14 -0400

The last of the Jetstar

Great answer to that question. I think a lot of cocky assholes like that asker uses the fact that many people in general like a flair of dominance in sex and use that as a way to rationalize being an asshole. If being a good person who's loving/caring to your partner = submissive, every man and woman should be.

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:44:00 -0400

I mean, being loving / caring has nothing to do with being submissive. My partner is clearly a submissive person in our daily lives, I clearly wear the pants in this relationship. But that does not mean that, that is a blanket statement for every aspect of his and my life together. In the wise words of my tumblr porn (friend ? ) (colleague ?)(associate ?)

Why do shy guys ask you for advice? Lets be honest. you HATE submissive guys lol

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:22:53 -0400

I actually have a pretty submissive boyfriend. I don’t hate submissive guys and shy definitely does not = submissive. Submissive out-and-about in life does not = submissive in the bedroom either. Some of the most sexually dominate people I have met have been the most passive in other situations. You just seem like a shit head, cocky bastard, that I wouldn’t want within 20 feet of me because secretly you’d cry after sex when the crushing weight of reality finally sunk in that you are a grey faced nobody that isn’t actually confident enough to come off anon, let alone be dominate enough to actually please me. xx

With an ass like that, who cares about your boobies?

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:18:30 -0400

That is why I have been telling people online for the last three years. No one listens though. Mostly cause you see my boobs in photos and videos, but the ass is where it is really at

Does mitch really have an enormous penis? Bonus question, did you ever have Adam fantasies?

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:26:00 -0400

Yes. No. but I wont tell you which answer is to which question. :D

jennstarkid: tastefullyoffensive: Reversed cotton candy...

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:56:00 -0400

jennstarkid:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

I have spent at least five minutes laughing hysterically at this

Don’t worry though kids, I’ve still got an ass that...

Fri, 17 May 2013 07:57:08 -0400

Don’t worry though kids, I’ve still got an ass that refuses to quit

They look like they are but at least you still have your personality

Fri, 17 May 2013 07:49:49 -0400

oh yeah… that will get me far.. :’(

I think you're talented, funny & beautiful. I hope it's OK to tell you this anonymously. I'm a nice person, but shy with women. Do you have any relationship advice for the shy guy ?

Fri, 17 May 2013 07:49:26 -0400

why anyone would ever ask me for relationship advice is beyond me. exactly 3 / 5 of the people I have ever been romantically or sexually involved with started out of me getting drunk at an event and luring them in. One of my relationships in college actually ended because once you got me sober I was a real awkward and socially inept individual. SO my advice is get drunk, it most likely wont be a long lasting situation, but like, hey, one step closer.

Your boob shrinking won't affect your beauty. Size doesn't matter. Your heart and personality are enough. JUST KIDDING. You better keep that body right if you want an alpha male

Fri, 17 May 2013 07:44:14 -0400

psh, smaller boobs means I am less fat. duhhhhh. Also, I already have a male, he is far from alpha and that is just fine with me.

I think my boobs are shrinking, womp womp womp

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:14:40 -0400

I think my boobs are shrinking, womp womp womp

DEAD

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:12:09 -0400

DEAD